50+ Naughty Quotes and Sayings For Whatsapp 2016

By | March 3, 2016

Like the love quotations, naughty quotations are another category. Most of the people in the world use these quotations for joy. You can easily quote a naughty stuff anywhere, any time. There are many ways to write these naughty quotes. But the best known way is by posting these quotes is on the social network, which includes the facebook, whatsapp, viber etc. These social communities help the people to get in touch with one another. And by posting quotes on the social network also help other know, how naughty you are feeling at moment. A naughty quote are the short written lines that for sure brings a joyful laugh on the face of the reader. There is a variety in these naughty quotes. Some of them are less entertaining, but most of these quotes notorious.  These naughty quotes can also be found on the internet. You can find them by typing the word naughty quotes in the search bar of your internet browser. Hence, the best way to make people laugh is by posting a naughty quotes on the facebook. Underneath is the list of some notorious quotations you would love to read. These lines will also help you increase your humor.

Top 5 Naughtiness Quotes For Facebook:

  • When women go wrong, men go right after them.
  • Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
  • Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!
  • I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
  • I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

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Be Naughty Quotes In English 2016:

1 – How the English love playing at being naughty boys!

2 – We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

3 – Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.

4 – Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

5 – Sorry but the fact you avail about  minutes to find out a perfect crush online love test and post the end results to Whatsapp status clearly shows you’re an idiot.

6 – You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

7 – Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.

8 – You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

9 – I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

10 – I don’t understand these endless, pointless rivalry jokes between Toyota and Honda. A car is always a car. A truck is always truck. I own a Ford Mustang and proud. You guys are pathetically funny.

11 – The mode I hug my ex girlfriend in park today is certainly going to show the way to my arrest.

12 – I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

13 – I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

14 – If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

15 – How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

16 – Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

17 – I hate overly preachy tantalizing on Facebook but those are my thoughts at the moment, they’re free and you didn’t have to read this far if it was real.

18 – A ‘naughty pickle’ is how I’d best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

19 – I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

20 – How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

21 – Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

22 – That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

23 – Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

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Best Naughty Quotes In English:

24 – I love seeing all these idiots saying things on their Whatsapp statuses like “I am so cute” to the people who are upset.

25 – Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!

26 – You’ve got  bones in your body, want one more?

27 – She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

28 – “Blood rushed to the regions of my body that I associated with naughtiness, and I was powerless to stop it.”

29 – How you do like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

30 – Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

31 – “Whip ‘em out boys. We’ll measure them right here and now.”

32 – I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do – that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.

33 – Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.

34 – Those statistics make me sick. However, I’ve been saying most of this stuff for months. I cut out Face book and replaced it with Whatsapp and I feel so much better.

35 – You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

36 – Could I touch your belly button from the inside?

37 – Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.

38 – “Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

39 – Kids should be naughty and go through that rebellious phase I didn’t have.

40 – Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.

41 – If you’re right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

42 – Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

43 – Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

44 – Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

45 – I am sorry to say but, you’re stupid selfish that looks like Lady Gaga meme is making everyone on whatsapp uncomfortable.

46 – Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

47 – If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

48 – I’ve never been that cute kid that was forgiven for being naughty.

49 – Nice legs…what time do they open?

50 – A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

51 – Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.

52 – “Give me the D. You know you want to.”

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