50+ Most Funny Minion Quotes for 2016-17

By | August 17, 2016

Minion Quotes are hilariously funny because of their cuteness and shape. Minions are actually imaginative cartoon creature from animation movie despicable me. Whenever they say something it actually make the viewers laugh hard. So in this blogpost we collected extensive collection of minion quotes to tickle down your funny bone.

We will try to keep updated this page as soon as we receive more new Funny Minion Quotes from our viewers.

10 Top Most Funny Minion Quotes:

  • 1 – My wall, my status, my opinion, my humor, my world, my life, if you don’t like it, do me a favor delete yourself and save me the job! You won’t be missed!
  • 2 – I wish here was a way to donate FAT like you can donate blood.
  • 3 – Me and my family may fight. But you let someone hurt my family. I will tear you a new Ass!
  • 4 – A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
  • 5 – Dear SLEEP, I’m sorry I hated you when I was a young kid. Right now I love you very much and I cherish every moment with you.
  • 6 – Me? Mature? Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle “FARTS”!
  • 7 – Parenting Hack: When punishing your kids, don’t take away their electronics. Just take their charger and watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly dies.
  • 8 – Run for your life! There are stupid people everywhere!
  • 9 – Sometimes I wish I was a bird… So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
  • 10 – Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times!

11 – WI-FI went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

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12 – No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still HAVE ONE!

13 – Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offend!

14 – I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

15 – So if a redhead goes crazy, is it called Ginger snaps!

16 – I was going to do something, and then I got distracted for 5 seconds and forgot.

17 – I have never seen a tombstone that said, Died because I didn’t forward a message to ten people.

Best Funny Minion Quotes

18 – Guy walks out of the restroom. Girl says: “Sir your garage door is open… Guy asks: Did you see my Harley”… Girl says:”No, I saw mini bike with two flat tires”. -Minions

19 – I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.

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20 – The best thing about me I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord.

21 – Nobody texts faster than a pissed off Female.

22 – Yes I am a strong person, but every now and then, I also need someone to take my hand and say everything will be ok!

23 – I Love everybody some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.

24 – Two old people sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says’ my butt fell asleep. The other says, ’Yep,I heard it snore a couple of times’.

25 – True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people. Together!

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26 – If you don’t want a sarcastic answer then don’t ask stupid a question.

27 – People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back, you are the mean one!

28 – I am one step away from, being rich, all I need now is money.

29 – Yes, I rock out in my car. Yes, I know you can see me. No, I don’t care!

30 – I exercised once, but found out I was allergic to it! My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous!

31 – I’m actually a very nice person.. Until you piss me off.

32 – Isn’t it freaking frustrating when you’re the only person who can see how evil and manipulative someone is, and everyone else is blind to it?

33 – I love ordering things online because when they arrive, It’s like a present from me to me.

34 – It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill..

35 – I’m not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday?

36 – I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER I WAS WRONG!!!

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37 – Yes, I’m stubborn, strong willed and can be a pain in the rear end!! But I have a heart of GOLD!

38 – Why can’t the house clean itself. It seems to get dirty by itself!

39 – My Diet Plan: Make all my friends cupcakes. The father they get, The thinner I look!

40 – If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacket in hot pink and my helmet to sparkle.

41 – Yes I do smile a little when Karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it!

42 – Any woman can be a mother, But it takes a bad-ass Mom to be a Dad too!

43 – I need a vacation, and by vacation I mean I need to move away and find a new Job. On a beach with cocktails!

44 – I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself I never knew.

45 – Dear Lord, All I ask is for chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person!

46 – Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

47 – I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered as exercise!

48 – I’m thankful my childhood was filed with bruises from playing outside, Instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture.

49 – I hope we’re friends until we die and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.