120+ Cute Quotes For Whatsapp

By | March 1, 2016

The lines that have to power to bring the smile on the audience face are said to be the cutest lines and are also called as cute quotes. These quotes can also be referred as love quotes, because of the love they have inside. These cute lines are mostly dedicated to your loved ones, including your friends and family. However, these lines are mostly written when you have a happy feeling. No one can write these lines unless he/she isn’t having a good time. These lines are also available on the internet on a variety of websites. All you have to do is search the internet and you’ll have a bulk of cutest quotes ever. The quotes available on the internet are mostly written by celebrities, artists, authors, lovers, and the people with a great feeling of joy. These quotes are posted on the internet on a variety of websites, and can also be sent through the text messages. On the internet, they can be posted on the social community called as the Facebook, which is an emerging social network of time. You can easily share these cutest lines on the Facebook with your friends. Below are written some cutest quotes you should read.

Top 5 Cute Quotes For Whatsapp:

  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • We are so identical. Like two volumes of one book.
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  • The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Cute Quotes For Whatsapp

Cute Quotes For Whatsapp

 

120+ Cute Quotes For Whatsapp:

1 – You can’t rush something that you want to last forever.

2 – If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

3 – I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

4 – A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

5 – If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

6 – My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

7 – I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

8 – How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

9 – Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad its experience.

10 –  Don’t be a Uno in trends, be the Classic.

11 – Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

12 –  Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

13 – Believe in small things that matter and that can make big differences.

14 – Life is a party, but without you there is no reason to celebrate.

15 – Love is like wildflowers; It’s often found in the most unlikely places.

16 – No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

17 – Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

18 –  You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

19 – Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

20 –  Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

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21 – We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

22 – Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

23 – The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

24 – Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

25 – After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.

26 – Someone asked me what I saw in you to love you so much…. My only answers were…. Everything.

27 – Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

28 –  Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

29 – Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

30 – We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

31 – Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

32 – I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

33 –  Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

34 –  Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

35 – Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

36 –  My laziness is like , when I lie down it becomes infinity .

37 – Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

38 – Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

39 – Smile. It kills the people who want to see you cry.

40 – The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

41 – I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

42 – One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

43 –  Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

44 – Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

45 – I would walk a million miles, for one of your smiles.

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46 – I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

47 – You’re my angel that gives me wings to fly high.

48 – Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and  for Miss America?

49 – Never regret your choices because even bad experiences teach you a lot.

50 – You haven’t lost your smile at all, it’s right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

51 –  Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

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52 – I am not famous in this world but I am famous in someone’s heart. That’s all that matters to me.

53 – If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

54 – Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

55 – Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

56 – Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

57 – When it rains, it pours but soon the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way.

58 – Sometimes the smallest thing take up the most room in your heart.

59 – Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

60 – Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

61 – Why is life so complicated? You tell the truth, you get in trouble. You lie, you get in trouble.What do you do?

62 – It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

63 –  Me and my wife lived happily for  years… And then we met…!

64 –  Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

65 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

66 – When in doubt, mumble.

67 – God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

68 – My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

69 – If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

70 – If you want to love a person, first u should learn to FORGIVE their mistakes….

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71 – Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

72 – I feel like a new person when I am with you.

73 –  Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

74 – He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

75 – Calling me cute is nice, calling me hot is great, but calling me your is all I want.

76 – Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

77 – Tough times never last but tough people do.

78 – A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

79 – I know they say ‘there’s plenty of fish in the sea’, but I think you’re my Nemo.

80 – Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

81 – We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

82 – A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

83 – Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

84 – Don’t search for someone you can live with, search for someone you can’t live without.

85 – Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

86 – My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

87 – I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

88 –  We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

89 – Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

90 – Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

91 – Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

92 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

93 –  The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

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94 – I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

95 – Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

96 – Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that doesn’t think about us for a second.

97 – I don’t mind waiting for you, because you’re worth it.

98 – I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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99 – Forget about what everyone else thinks and says. If it makes you happy, Go for it.

100 – Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.

101 –  My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

102 – Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

103 – Distance and time don’t matter anymore when you are in my heart.

104 – To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

105 – To world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.

106 – When I miss you, I re-read our old messages and smile like an idiot.

107 – Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

108 –  The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

109 – To make you smile for no reason is the only reason to make you happy.

110 – The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

111 – Every time I look at the keyboard, I always see U and I together.

112 – I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

113 – If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

114 – Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.

115 – Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

116 – Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.

117 – War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

118 – You’re the turning point in my life.

119 – You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

120 – Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

121 – Worrying works! % of the things I worry about never happen.

122 – “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

123 – I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

124 – The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

125 – Children: You spend the first  years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next  years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

126 – Whenever someone asks me, “How’s life”? I reply: “she’s fine”.

127 – I can feel you in all your old SMS and emails. How magical it is?

128 – I just had a lovely accident; I just fell in love with you.

129 – I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

130 – People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

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